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Friday, December 17, 2004
Week 15
I like to watch football, not write abou it.
Overall: 104-98-6, just barely ahead.
Last Week: 7-9, sux.
Best Best: 12-9-1.
BB Last Week: I'm busy.
Prologue: Headed home for the holidays, meaning lots of time to avoid family by sitting at the computer and working on the BTK blog. Um, or playing with the dog. Or getting the dog to work on the blog. He's probably more productive than I am. He can work on the blog, I can lay in the yard and lick my own testicles. Works out for both of us.
Steelers (-10) vs. Giants: Rookies: can't win with them, can't win without them.
Picksgiving: Steelers.
Redskins (-5) vs. 49ers: I guess the Reskins are the reason everyone in D.C. is in such a huff about this baseball crap.
Picksgiving: 49ers.
Panthers (+3.5) vs. Falcons: Upset of the trendy upset.
Picksgiving: Falcons.
Seahawks (+6.5) vs. Jets : The Jets right the ship in time for a first-round playoff loss and nobody should trust the Hawks against a real defense.
Picksgiving: Jets.
Cowboys (+12.5) vs. Eagles: Who gives this many points to a team on cruise control?
Picksgiving: Cowboys.
Viking (-3) vs. Lions: Stupid media. Mike Tice this and Mike Tice that. He didn't throw the ball into triple coverage. On the other side, Joey Goodbyeington.
Picksgiving: Vikings.
Chargers (-10) vs. Browns: Oh no! Weather! I'm so freakin' scared!
Picksgiving: Chargers.
Bills (-1.5) vs. Bengals: Say what you want about the Ravens-Colts, but that's all about the line. This is the real game of the week. And trust me, I can't believe I just said that.
Picksgiving: Bengals.
Jaguars (+3.5) vs. Packers: The Jags have nothing to play for.
Picksgiving: Packers.
Texans (+1) vs. Bears: I'm honestly having difficulty naming one Bears starter.
Picksgiving: Texans.
Saints (+8) vs. Bucs: Go Saints! Hey, somebody had to say it.
Picksgiving: Saints.
Rams (-3) vs. Cardinals: Rams, look at this line. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Picksgiving: Rams.
Broncos (-1) vs. Chiefs: Broncos, please see Rams-Cards.
Picksgiving: Broncos.
Titans (+2.5) vs. Raiders: It's like coal in your stocking.
Picksgiving: Titans.
Ravens (+8) vs. Colts: I'll will tolerate hearing about this record crap only if, when it happens, I never have to hear from or about Dan Marino again.
Picksgiving: Ravens.
Patriots (-9.5) vs. Dolphins: Another stellar match-up, producer man. Maybe you can spice things up by having Regis Philbin get naked and jump into Tom Brady's arms.
Picksgiving: Patriots.
Best Bets (2 per week): Vikes, Pack.
During all the holiday hoopla this coming week, just remember one thing: Jesus died for our picks.
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I like to watch football, not write abou it.
Overall: 104-98-6, just barely ahead.
Last Week: 7-9, sux.
Best Best: 12-9-1.
BB Last Week: I'm busy.
Prologue: Headed home for the holidays, meaning lots of time to avoid family by sitting at the computer and working on the BTK blog. Um, or playing with the dog. Or getting the dog to work on the blog. He's probably more productive than I am. He can work on the blog, I can lay in the yard and lick my own testicles. Works out for both of us.
Steelers (-10) vs. Giants: Rookies: can't win with them, can't win without them.
Picksgiving: Steelers.
Redskins (-5) vs. 49ers: I guess the Reskins are the reason everyone in D.C. is in such a huff about this baseball crap.
Picksgiving: 49ers.
Panthers (+3.5) vs. Falcons: Upset of the trendy upset.
Picksgiving: Falcons.
Seahawks (+6.5) vs. Jets : The Jets right the ship in time for a first-round playoff loss and nobody should trust the Hawks against a real defense.
Picksgiving: Jets.
Cowboys (+12.5) vs. Eagles: Who gives this many points to a team on cruise control?
Picksgiving: Cowboys.
Viking (-3) vs. Lions: Stupid media. Mike Tice this and Mike Tice that. He didn't throw the ball into triple coverage. On the other side, Joey Goodbyeington.
Picksgiving: Vikings.
Chargers (-10) vs. Browns: Oh no! Weather! I'm so freakin' scared!
Picksgiving: Chargers.
Bills (-1.5) vs. Bengals: Say what you want about the Ravens-Colts, but that's all about the line. This is the real game of the week. And trust me, I can't believe I just said that.
Picksgiving: Bengals.
Jaguars (+3.5) vs. Packers: The Jags have nothing to play for.
Picksgiving: Packers.
Texans (+1) vs. Bears: I'm honestly having difficulty naming one Bears starter.
Picksgiving: Texans.
Saints (+8) vs. Bucs: Go Saints! Hey, somebody had to say it.
Picksgiving: Saints.
Rams (-3) vs. Cardinals: Rams, look at this line. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Picksgiving: Rams.
Broncos (-1) vs. Chiefs: Broncos, please see Rams-Cards.
Picksgiving: Broncos.
Titans (+2.5) vs. Raiders: It's like coal in your stocking.
Picksgiving: Titans.
Ravens (+8) vs. Colts: I'll will tolerate hearing about this record crap only if, when it happens, I never have to hear from or about Dan Marino again.
Picksgiving: Ravens.
Patriots (-9.5) vs. Dolphins: Another stellar match-up, producer man. Maybe you can spice things up by having Regis Philbin get naked and jump into Tom Brady's arms.
Picksgiving: Patriots.
Best Bets (2 per week): Vikes, Pack.
During all the holiday hoopla this coming week, just remember one thing: Jesus died for our picks.
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